Are you an angel?
Tahgan-Jiian. H before G.
19. Adelaide. What am i doing with my life?
He will bring balance to the force…
(Source: dicaprioscar, via hellsyeahstarwars)
“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”
(via jamieroller)
The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
(via grandxsupreme)
this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
fuckin love this commercial
can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting
fuckin useless husbands
ONE OF THEM IS SITTING AT THE BAR YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING THE DRINKS BACK DAMN IT
(Source: highonawindyhill, via jamieroller)
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
(Source: pleatedjeans, via fuckyeahloldemort)
‘Fuck You!’ starring Tony Abbott. He really has his finger on the pulse of
the nationhis dick.
(via hipbonesandheartbreak)
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the momentand you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
(Source: hypothetical-happiness, via grandxsupreme)
My childhood.
(Source: rollinghillsandwindmills, via sindielissexy)
So I JUST learned how to make GIFs.
This is my first one.
This is how I feel about every single one of you Tumblr pros right about now.
(via miss-daeneyrs-stormborn)
